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Over five thousand years ago,
Moses said to the children of Israel
"pick up your shovel,
mount your asses and camels,
and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago,
Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels,
sit on your asses,
and light up a camel,
this is the promised land" ...
Now Obama has stolen your shovel,
taxed your asses,
raised the price of camels,
and mortgaged the promised land!
Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about health care
plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc...
I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and
asked if I could drive a truck....